Submitted By: Anonymous

 

The night I almost slept with a fat chick. My parents went out of town, so I decided to throw a rager. Bought 4 30 bombs and had tons of hard alcohol and of course beer pong. I was rockin’ the pong table, and of course i was super drunk by then. Then I found out some guys were doing lines in my bathroom. I was like whatttt the fuck?! They ended up getting me to smoke some bud with them. After this, by then i was completely fucked up with no common sense what so ever. Yes, i was stupid drunk/fucked up. Then sketchy gangster mexicans were showing up to my party and I was so eff’d i just let it happen. I ended up playing pong with them. The party began to die down and people started passing out in all the bed rooms and couches. I was like tweaking out and walking around my house in my underwear and no shirt on. But anyways, at the party there was this fat chick. She kept telling everyone all night that she had pierced nipples, and of course i was like hell no you don’t. Well by the end of the night she was in my room and she showed me her pierced nipples, then she tried to have her way with me…. I was so completely and utterly fucked up that i don’t know what would of happened if my friend didn’t come in and stop it. The end of the night I passed out in my living room in my dogs bed. hahahaha. Where would we be with out friends…? baha…

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