My Morning After http://www.mymorningafter.com Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:39:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 It doesn’t get much worse than this http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/16/it-doesnt-get-much-worse-than-this/ http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/16/it-doesnt-get-much-worse-than-this/#comments Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:39:41 +0000 mymorningafter http://www.mymorningafter.com/?p=233 Submitted By: Anonymous

 

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]]> http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/16/it-doesnt-get-much-worse-than-this/feed/ 0 “The night I almost slept with a fat chick” http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/16/the-night-i-almost-slept-with-a-fat-chick/ http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/16/the-night-i-almost-slept-with-a-fat-chick/#comments Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:33:53 +0000 mymorningafter http://www.mymorningafter.com/?p=227 Submitted By: Anonymous

 

The night I almost slept with a fat chick. My parents went out of town, so I decided to throw a rager. Bought 4 30 bombs and had tons of hard alcohol and of course beer pong. I was rockin’ the pong table, and of course i was super drunk by then. Then I found out some guys were doing lines in my bathroom. I was like whatttt the fuck?! They ended up getting me to smoke some bud with them. After this, by then i was completely fucked up with no common sense what so ever. Yes, i was stupid drunk/fucked up. Then sketchy gangster mexicans were showing up to my party and I was so eff’d i just let it happen. I ended up playing pong with them. The party began to die down and people started passing out in all the bed rooms and couches. I was like tweaking out and walking around my house in my underwear and no shirt on. But anyways, at the party there was this fat chick. She kept telling everyone all night that she had pierced nipples, and of course i was like hell no you don’t. Well by the end of the night she was in my room and she showed me her pierced nipples, then she tried to have her way with me…. I was so completely and utterly fucked up that i don’t know what would of happened if my friend didn’t come in and stop it. The end of the night I passed out in my living room in my dogs bed. hahahaha. Where would we be with out friends…? baha…

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]]> http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/16/the-night-i-almost-slept-with-a-fat-chick/feed/ 0 Post of the day: Saran Wrapped http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/post-of-the-day-saran-wrapped/ http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/post-of-the-day-saran-wrapped/#comments Sat, 07 Jan 2012 01:05:25 +0000 mymorningafter http://www.mymorningafter.com/?p=209 Submitted by: Kaitlin R.

This is my bitch Sara. I decided to sara-n wrap her. Get it? I thought it was much funnier when i was drunk.

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]]> http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/post-of-the-day-saran-wrapped/feed/ 0 Apparently it’s okay to let your friend drown when she’s drunk? http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/apparently-its-okay-to-let-your-friend-drown-when-shes-drunk/ http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/apparently-its-okay-to-let-your-friend-drown-when-shes-drunk/#comments Sat, 07 Jan 2012 01:01:43 +0000 mymorningafter http://www.mymorningafter.com/?p=205 Submitted by: Jon K.

This is Kalie super wasted on the beach in LA. I dont remember taking the picture but it looks like it was more important than helping her out of the water at the time… im glad youre still alive Kalie! <3

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]]> http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/apparently-its-okay-to-let-your-friend-drown-when-shes-drunk/feed/ 0 We LOVE hot drunk chicks at MyMorningAfter! http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/we-love-hot-drunk-chicks-at-mymorningafter/ http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/we-love-hot-drunk-chicks-at-mymorningafter/#comments Sat, 07 Jan 2012 00:55:41 +0000 mymorningafter http://www.mymorningafter.com/?p=202 Submitted by: Hannah L.

My friend Catie just straight up got shitfaced. Nothin else to say. This is her in a bathroom, where she spent 9/10 of her night, love you Catie! ;)

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]]> http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/we-love-hot-drunk-chicks-at-mymorningafter/feed/ 0 Is that a pig on his head? http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/is-that-a-pig-on-his-head/ http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/is-that-a-pig-on-his-head/#comments Sat, 07 Jan 2012 00:50:41 +0000 mymorningafter http://www.mymorningafter.com/?p=195 Submitted by: Jennie H.

Our friend Kyle is a hick and always brags about how much he can drink. We finally had a party and he got totally wasted after like 5 shots and passed out. We put all the alcohol bottles on him so he’d think he drank alot when he woke up and then start bragging about it again. Then come here and see that hes just a douche bag. Good job Kyle!

 

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]]> http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/is-that-a-pig-on-his-head/feed/ 0 Don’t we all have that one fat friend? http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/dont-we-all-have-that-one-fat-friend/ http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/dont-we-all-have-that-one-fat-friend/#comments Sat, 07 Jan 2012 00:47:10 +0000 mymorningafter http://www.mymorningafter.com/?p=192 Submitted by: Anonymous.

Me and all my buddies went on a house boat trip on our fat friends’ boat for a week. We spent the entire week making fun of our fat friend. He says it hurts his feelings but oh well. Its funny. Hes a real lightweight for being 300 pounds.

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]]> http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/dont-we-all-have-that-one-fat-friend/feed/ 0 We don’t discriminate at MyMorningAfter http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/we-dont-discriminate-at-mymorningafter/ http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/we-dont-discriminate-at-mymorningafter/#comments Sat, 07 Jan 2012 00:43:34 +0000 mymorningafter http://www.mymorningafter.com/?p=189 Submitted by: Steve W.

My friends jack and carl always act super gay when theyre sober, and even more gay when theyre drunk. They say its all as a joke, but i think theyre actually gay. I felt like immortalizing their gay-ness on the internet, please post this on the site so they know how gay they look.

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]]> http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/we-dont-discriminate-at-mymorningafter/feed/ 0 Someone Call A Tow Truck http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/someone-call-a-tow-truck/ http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/someone-call-a-tow-truck/#comments Sat, 07 Jan 2012 00:39:34 +0000 mymorningafter http://www.mymorningafter.com/?p=185 Submitted by: Jessica C.

My friends and i all went to a dumb party at some dudes house who we didnt even know. We decided to steal a bunch of beer and get drunk out back. This is what happened to my fat friend, Tom.

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]]> http://www.mymorningafter.com/2012/01/07/someone-call-a-tow-truck/feed/ 0 Are You A Closeted Twihard? http://www.mymorningafter.com/2011/12/09/are-you-a-closeted-twihard/ http://www.mymorningafter.com/2011/12/09/are-you-a-closeted-twihard/#comments Fri, 09 Dec 2011 08:20:43 +0000 mymorningafter http://www.mymorningafter.com/?p=164

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